joke bank - Word Play Jokes

A turtle that was crossing the street was mugged one day. The policemen came to help and asked him what happened. He replied, "I am not sure, it happened too fast."

Rsteske73

Where do you find a Zebra? 25 letters after A-Brah.

tmrc66

A tourist from Romania visits New York City. He wanders around sightseeing and gets lost. He asks one of the locals for directions to get back to his hotel. The local notices the tourist's foreign accent and asks, "Are you by any chance Russian?" The Romanian replies, "No, I'm not really in a hurry."

Jason Lee

What do you call a cake made out of hamburgers? A patty cake!

03moses

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.

mornoctober

A friend of mine got sacked from the dodgem cars; he's suing for funfair dismissal!

oeg

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because seven is a registered six offender.

Anonymous

What's the biggest pencil in the world? Pennsylvania.

jess1669

Why did the boy go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

Anonymous

A man walks into a restaurant and sits down to order. The waiter walks up and takes the order. Before he is done taking his order, the waiter asks the man, "Would you like a soup or salad?" The man replies, "What's a super salad?"

JustSomeUser

What's Mario's favorite fabric? Denim, denim, denim.

Bobizzle92

Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fungi!

Joleen