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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?
A: He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

Anonymous

What are the best kind of letters to read in hot weather? Fan mail.

Anonymous

What's the difference between pork chops and pea soup? Anyone can chop pork, no one can pea soup.

jdelacerda310

The shortest word play joke ever. Dwarf shortage.

Otame

Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fungi!

Joleen

I was sitting in the traffic the other day. I got run over.

timn

Why did the sailor grab a piece of soap when he was sinking? So he could wash himself ashore.

Anonymous

What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato? "Catch up!!!"

smrfette

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

me

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Latachka

Q. Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
A. Cause he was stuffed.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

jack cameron