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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?
A: He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

Anonymous

What are the best kind of letters to read in hot weather? Fan mail.

Anonymous

The shortest word play joke ever. Dwarf shortage.

Otame

Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fungi!

Joleen

I was sitting in the traffic the other day. I got run over.

timn

What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato? "Catch up!!!"

smrfette

What's the difference between pork chops and pea soup? Anyone can chop pork, no one can pea soup.

jdelacerda310

Why did the sailor grab a piece of soap when he was sinking? So he could wash himself ashore.

Anonymous

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Latachka

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

me

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

AnaK

Q: What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ?

A: Carlos

Anonymous