joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Here is a hipster pick up line. Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7" in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.


Did you hear about the drunk frog? He barley hops.


There are two eggs walking to an intersection. When they meet at the middle, one egg says to the other egg. Eggcuse me!


My little sister started to choke and my mom told me to heater in the back.