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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

oscar3kings

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Mark My Words

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

TheLaughFa...

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Anonymous

Johnny was at school and the teacher said, "Someone use fascinate in a sentence." Sally answered, "The zoo was fascinating." The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence." Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo." Once again the teacher said, "No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater." Again the teacher said, "Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

Will Morga...

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Brucey

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

polina