joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"