A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?