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This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.

TheLaughFactory

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Pat

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."

The master

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Anonymous