I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?