Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?