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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.
Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!
A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"