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Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!


Johnny was at school and the teacher said, "Someone use fascinate in a sentence." Sally answered, "The zoo was fascinating." The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence." Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo." Once again the teacher said, "No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater." Again the teacher said, "Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

Will Morgan, Kirill Sniff, my parents & Righley

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.


Q: What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
A: Usain Bolt can finish a race.


Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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