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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"

ChickenFin...

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

Apineash a...

Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A: A Christler.

Legend45

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

TheLaughFa...

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

Michael

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

brock

Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

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