Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."
If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Q: What is Mozart doing right now?