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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.

Anonymous

Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "California."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."

Laughat28

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Anonymous

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

rudikelly

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

Michael

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

madazzahatter

Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A: A Christler.

Legend45

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

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