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Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

Michael

A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

gericagijane

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Mark My Words

Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Anonymous

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.

claudette

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.

Steven Casby