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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

TheLaughFa...

Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A: A Christler.

Legend45

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Cole Langan

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Anonymous

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

Silenxio M...

Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor." [to attract her]

Rockyz

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Syd the Kyd

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...