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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

gericagijane

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Scott Walter

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

Apineash a...

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed.

Capricorn37

Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.

claudette

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.

Steven Casby

Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

dhattprettymf

Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

Takeoff Zebra

Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Traffic jam.

Anonymous

Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!

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