What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Sorry, I'm a little horse.
What does an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common? They're all seniors.
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks? It's just wrong on so many levels.
Little Johnny's friend calls to invite him over, but little Johnny says, "I can't, I'm grounded." His friend asks, "Why?" and he replies, "My mom called me a son of a bitch, and I said, 'Yup, you got that right.'"