What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!
19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Sorry, I'm a little horse.
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
What does an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common? They're all seniors.