Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis because just a thought can lift it.
Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.