Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis because just a thought can lift it.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?