Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.