joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

Silenxio M...

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasna...

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Anonymous

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous