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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"

WhiteFang333

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

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Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

Silenxio M...

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

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