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If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

chris

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
A: "Supplies!"

LAMEGIRL23

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

robboss301

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, "Hey, isn't that Hortense?" The other drunk chimes in and says, "No, she looks pretty relaxed to me."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.

Dude