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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

TheLaughFa...

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

madazzahatter

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Anonymous

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

rigocarr86

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

Silenxio M...

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety