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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Traffic jam.

Anonymous

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

russ buss

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

Anonymous

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word "b*tch." He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest." The next day little Johnny comes home and hears the word "sh*t" and asks his dad what it means. His dad answers, "It means food on the table." At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means. She responds, "It means getting ready." The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"

gabbylove

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

jericho st...

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Anonymous

There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"

WhiteFang333