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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

hello_the_...

Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, "Hey, isn't that Hortense?" The other drunk chimes in and says, "No, she looks pretty relaxed to me."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

TuboSheen

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Yusuf

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Syd the Kyd

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Marceline

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.

Dude

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

russ buss

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Alejandro ...