joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide.

Yo Mama

Yo momma's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!


Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!


Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!


Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.


Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.


Yo momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"


Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.


Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.


Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.


Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.

Dylan Glovier

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.