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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!

RonStace

Yo momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"

jamesthege...

Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

someone1234

Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

LaughFactory

Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.

Zoey

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.

Dylan Glovier

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

JPat2011

Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!

Hairyguy

Yo mamma so ugly she is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Anonymous