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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Anonymous

Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Anonymous

Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!

RonStace

Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

someone1234

Yo momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"

jamesthege...

Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

LaughFactory

Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.

Zoey

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.

Dylan Glovier

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

JPat2011