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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.

DaBombDiggity

Yo mama is so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly she got kicked out of a nudist colony for indecent exposure.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.

Aj

Yo mama's so stupid she studies for a blood test.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so black, she doesn't even have white blood cells.

Bobby TC

Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.

YoYoMan

Yo mama's so fat that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Twinkie

Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta be yo momma.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.

mallik11