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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.

Aj

Your momma is so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.

john luke ...

Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so fat, when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so stupid she studies for a blood test.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so black, she doesn't even have white blood cells.

Bobby TC

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.

DaBombDiggity

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so ugly she got kicked out of a nudist colony for indecent exposure.

Anonymous