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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat, Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball!

Anonymous

Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!

Finn Guy

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a weighing scales it said ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.

Anonymous

Yo momma'so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

eMac

Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Jo Mom2323...

Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!

Anonymous

Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

call of du...

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

olaf the u...

Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.

Anonymous

Yo moma so fat she wears trashbags for socks.

Anonymous