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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!


Yo momma's so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.


Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.


Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

olaf the u...

Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!

Finn Guy

Yo momma so fat, Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball!


Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.


Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Jo Mom2323...

Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

call of du...

Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.


Yo moma so fat she wears trashbags for socks.


Yo mamma so fat, she wears two watches to keep track of the time zones she's in.