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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat, Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball!


Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!

Finn Guy

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a weighing scales it said ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE


Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.


Yo momma'so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!


Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Jo Mom2323...

Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.


Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!


Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

call of du...

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

olaf the u...

Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.


Yo moma so fat she wears trashbags for socks.