CHRIS D'ELIA IS BACK ON THE LUCK OF THE IRISH SHOW ON FEB. 23RD! LAUGH ALL NIGHT WITH SOCAL'S BEST COMICS ON ALL-STAR COMEDY EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD! YOU NEVER KNOW WHO COULD DROP BY ON THE SET DANE COOK IS BACK THIS TUESDAY (FEB 20) AND SATURDAY (FEB 24) TO MAKE YOU LAUGH ALL NIGHT! DON'T MISS THIS SO GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.

Anonymous

Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

call of du...

Yo moma so fat she wears trashbags for socks.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so fat, she wears two watches to keep track of the time zones she's in.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress the sun went out of business.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, her bellybutton's got an echo.

Colin

Yo mama's breath is so bad people look forward to her farts!

Anonymous

Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.

J brown

Yo mama so ugly , she made the illuminati close its eye!

Aiden

Yo mama so fat, her shadow broke the pavement.

Anonymous