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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born your grandmamma said, "What a treasure," and your granddaddy said, "Yeah, let's go bury it."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Doritos

Yo mamma is so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word for it.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.

Anonymous

Yo mama is like the sun: stare at her too long and you'll go blind.

LamisaK2005

Yo momma so fat not even Naruto could believe it.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so poor, ya'll ate cereal with a fork so that you could save milk!

ohitsemgee

Yo momma's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.

LaughFactory

Yo momma like a prize fish: I can mount her or eat her.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

Me