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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress the sun went out of business.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly , she made the illuminati close its eye!

Aiden

Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.

J brown

Yo momma so fat, her bellybutton's got an echo.

Colin

Yo mama so fat, her shadow broke the pavement.

Anonymous

Yo mama's breath is so bad people look forward to her farts!

Anonymous

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born your grandmamma said, "What a treasure," and your granddaddy said, "Yeah, let's go bury it."

Anonymous

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Sizzler she got a group discount.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.

Anonymous

Yo mama is like the sun: stare at her too long and you'll go blind.

LamisaK2005

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Doritos