joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

funnystuff34

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

jonluc maynor

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

@MusicGod2001

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Doritos

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

rayray23234

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

mariela sapon

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Shopro2