joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.