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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

@MusicGod2001

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

funnystuff34

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

rayray23234

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Dra03

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

mariela sapon

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Doritos

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Anonymous