joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.