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1: Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

2: Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

3: Yo momma's so fat, that when she goes out to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "sounds good."

4: Yo momma's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

5: Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

6: Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

7: Yo momma's so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

8: Yo momma's so fat, that when God said, "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass out of the way first!

9: Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

10: Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.

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2010-09-09 19:38:17

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