1: What's the difference between Kobe and Bird? Bird isn't a rapist.

2: What do hookers and the Dolphins have in common? They both have hundreds of balls pounded into their endzone every week.

3: Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

4: Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

5: Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

6: Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.

7: A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.

8: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

9: A son goes to his father and says, "Hey dad, want to hear a joke?" The father says, "Sure son." The son responds, "The WNBA."

10: There's only one reason women's hockey is a sport - the hooking.