1: There is a boy selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks the boy why he is calling them, "dam fish." The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish in the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish and takes him to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds in awe, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. While at the table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"