1: Two 80 year old men had met in the park every morning. One day, Jake did not show up, and his friend thought he had passed. Then one day, when Jake showed up at the park, his friend asked him where he had been. Jake responded by saying he had been in jail for 30 days. His friend asked him why, and Jake said he had been accused of rape. When he went to court, he pleaded guilty, and the judge put him in jail for perjury.