A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. he thought that maybe if he acted 'Crazy' Then he would tell him to take a few days off. So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling & Made funny noises. His co-worker (whos blonde)! asked him what he was doing. He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think he was 'Crazy' & give him a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?' He told him he was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home & recuperate for a couple of days.' He jumped down & walked out of the office... When his co-worker (the blonde) followed him, The Boss asked her '...And where do you think youre going?!' She said, 'Im going home too, I cant work in the dark!!
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