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A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 7 year-old, 'I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, Ill swear first, then you.' 'Okay,' replies the 4 year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, 'Ill have Coco Pops, bitch.' *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old & sternly asks, 'And what do you want?' 'Dunno,' he replies, 'But it wont be fucking Coco Pops.'