A mans big rottweiler has been losing its vision, so the owner brings the dog to the vet. The veterinarian picks the dog up and says, 'I will have to put him down.' The owner asks, 'Why? Because hes blind?' The vet replies, 'No, hes heavy. I need to put him down.'
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