Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'And what starting salary are you looking for?' The engineer replies, 'In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.' The interviewer inquires, 'Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?' The engineer sits up straight and says, 'Wow! Are you kidding?' The interviewer replies, 'Yeah, but you started it.'
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