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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' The old man asks, 'Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?' The young boy says no. 'Then u can't have a cigar.' Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' The old man asks, 'Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?' The young boy says no. 'Well, then u can't have a beer.' Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, 'Son, can I have some of your chips?' The boy asks, 'Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?' The old man says, 'It sure can.' The boy says, 'Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips.'