So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, 'What's your one wish?' The black guy goes, 'I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything.' So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, 'What's your one wish?' The Mexican goes, 'I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything.' So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, 'What's your one wish?' and the white guy asks, 'You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?' The genie replies, 'Yes.' So the white guy goes, 'Then I'll have a Coke.'
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