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Yo momma so broke, she was walking down the road with one shoe. Someone asked if she lost one. She said, "No, I found one!"
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already worldwide.
Your mommas so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma is so frickin old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma so stupid, when the dentist said she needed a crown she thought she was going to be queen.
Yo momma is so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that putting a clock in a fridge would freeze time!
Yo momma is so fat, the only thing stopping her from getting a big mac was the door.
Yo Momma So Stupid She Climbed A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to eat a power mac because she thought it was better than a big mac.
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, 'Go back to work!'
Yo mama so old, she has Jesus beeper number.
Your mom is like a hockey player: she only showers after 3 periods.
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.
Your mom has been bounced on more times than the 'i' in Pixar.
Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesnt have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama is so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a rapid flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her twenty years to live.
Yo mama is so fat and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy's word for it.
Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won't look at her.