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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."


Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.


Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.


Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."


Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!


Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.


Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.


Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.