On New Year's Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to stand next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck midnight, the bartender was almost crushed to death. - LaughFactory
What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" - LaughFactory
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe! - LaughFactory
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