LAUGHTER WITH A CAUSE WITH MAZ JOBRANI & FRIENDS ON NOVEMBER 1 IN OUR HOLLYWOOD CLUB! GET YOUR TIX NOW!

joke bank - Popular Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Its OK. He woke up.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Anonymous

Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1

TheLaughFa...

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.

heartc

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Anonymous

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

nghtvisn

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa