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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Anonymous

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Capricorn37

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Repor9

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Angel Stalone

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

funny jokes

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

the master