Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."