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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

LaughFactory

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

yohel

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

funnystuff34

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Anonymous