Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile