Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."