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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.


Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.

Suck my balls

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.


Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.


Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.


What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.


Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.


Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

yo mama

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"


Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.