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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”


How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.


Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.


There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”


Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.


Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.


Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

mariela sapon

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.