My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.