Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!