I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Q: What is a Mexican 7-course dinner?
A: A taco and a six-pack.
Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.