Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.