Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."