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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.

the Joker

Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.

Anonymous

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I've led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.

mgrector

Just had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis. Definitely won't be shagging one of those again.

Robin Bowen

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!

Anonymous

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous