A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.