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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Anonymous

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Addie scott

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie