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What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"

Torybarton

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

Q: How do you capture a polar bear? A: You dig a hole in the snow and set peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole

Fevedaddy

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English teacher