joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Addie scott

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons.

HumanSlim

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."

Anonymous

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.

TheLaughFa...

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof