Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!