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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter, it's not going to come

NENO

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Anonymous

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous