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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

garychatterton

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."

Anonymous