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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."


Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.


A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."


Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"


Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle


What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.


Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).


Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.


What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."


Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.