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Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

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A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

garychatterton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella Over There With The Hella Good Hair