What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods. Cats think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God."
Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.
It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?" The baby mosquito replied, "It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!"
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.