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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.

Anonymous

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Repor9

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!

Anonymous

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle

RainMan500

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.

Anonymous