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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Addie scott

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons.

HumanSlim

Q: Where do baby apes sleep
A: In apricots

bookworm

A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."

Anonymous

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.

TheLaughFa...

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777