Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).