joke bank - Animal Jokes

Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!


Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."


A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"


Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.

the Joker

Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.


Q: What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
A: Claude.


Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"


Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because it's horn does not work


Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.


Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.


Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.