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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Just had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis. Definitely won't be shagging one of those again.

Robin Bowen

Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.

Anonymous

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Repor9

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

TheLaughFa...

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526