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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the house. Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

farzam

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

wmancini

Dog: "You're such an ass."
Donkey: "Bitch, please."

Anonymous

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.

Rubym8

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Repor9

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Ronika

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty