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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle

RainMan500

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526

What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter, it's not going to come

NENO

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie