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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.

Rubym8

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Just had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis. Definitely won't be shagging one of those again.

Robin Bowen

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!

angelina

Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Ronika

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Repor9

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Anonymous

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

TheLaughFa...