Q: Did you hear about the promiscuous reptile?
A: It got gator AIDS.
A snail entered a police station and told an officer, "I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!" The officer replied, "Why that's terrible. Did you get a good look at them?" "No sir, it all happened so fast!"
Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.
Want to hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud.