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A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Addie scott

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost.

Anonymous

Q: How do you capture a polar bear? A: You dig a hole in the snow and set peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole

Fevedaddy

Q: What do you call a bear that is cold? A: A burr.

Anonymous

What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons.

HumanSlim

A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."

Anonymous

Q: Where do baby apes sleep
A: In apricots

bookworm

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777