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joke bank - Animal Jokes

What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."

kg2012

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous