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Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"

Torybarton

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Anonymous