What was the greatest dictator in the ocean? Adolphin Hitler.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the house. Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!
Why do Polish dogs have flat faces? From chasing so many parked cars.
Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.
There are 2 cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel. Which cat won? The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.