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joke bank - Animal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."

kg2012

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

Anonymous

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have fat fingers.

MandMsRED3

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous