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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.

Anonymous

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."

kg2012

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

Anonymous

Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have fat fingers.

MandMsRED3

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous