Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to fix the fence.
Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.