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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have fat fingers.

MandMsRED3

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Addie scott

Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.

jacobiwins...

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost.

Anonymous

Q: How do you capture a polar bear? A: You dig a hole in the snow and set peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole

Fevedaddy

Q: What do you call a bear that is cold? A: A burr.

Anonymous