joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Anonymous

What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Anonymous

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the house. Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

farzam

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.

Rubym8

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!

angelina

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Anonymous

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

TheLaughFa...

Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.

Ronika