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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri

A man walk into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka." The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice." The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks." The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much. The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."

Androgynous

What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."

kg2012

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant? A: A giant.

dgirl

Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

Anonymous