joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."


Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.


A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."


Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.


Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!


What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.


Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.


Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.


Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."


What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.


teacher asks to a student that if I give you 3+3 rabbits, how many do you have"?
student tells, I will have 7 rabbits.
teacher asks, how?
student tells, i already have 1 rabbit.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).