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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!

sarainthesky

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

Just had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis. Definitely won't be shagging one of those again.

Robin Bowen

Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

Anonymous

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Want to hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud.

tambro

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

I Rindflei...

Q: How do you capture a polar bear? A: You dig a hole in the snow and set peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole

Fevedaddy

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.

Anonymous

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.

the Joker

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

Dmontiel23

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side.

Anonymous