What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."
A baby seal walked into a club.
Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.
There are 2 cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel. Which cat won? The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.
Q: Why did the bunny go to the hospital? A: For a hoperation.