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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Anonymous

Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have fat fingers.

MandMsRED3

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

teacher asks to a student that if I give you 3+3 rabbits, how many do you have"?
student tells, I will have 7 rabbits.
teacher asks, how?
student tells, i already have 1 rabbit.








swati

Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost.

Anonymous

A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse. He looks over the horse to inspect it, and says to the farmer, "I'd like to sthee its teeth." So the farmer picks him up to give him a view of the teeth. Then, the midget says, "I'd like to sthee its ears." Again, the farmer picks him up to view the horses ears. Then the midget says, "I'd like to sthee its twat." "Excuse me?" says the farmer. The midget says, "I'd like to sthee its twat." So the farmer picks him up and shoves his head up the horse's twat. The midget's legs are flailing violently, and he’s screaming in there, so the farmer pulls him out and puts him down. The midget looks at the farmer and says, "I think I'll rephrase that, I'd like to sthee it run."

vogez8

Q: How do you capture a polar bear? A: You dig a hole in the snow and set peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole

Fevedaddy

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.

SAM&THEYSE...

Q: What do you call a bear that is cold? A: A burr.

Anonymous

A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."

Anonymous