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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
A: Claude.


What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.


Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the house. Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!


How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.


A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"


Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!


Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!


Q: Did you hear about the promiscuous reptile?
A: It got gator AIDS.

Philip S

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.


Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? A: No, they do everything on porpoise.