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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Want to hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud.


Q: What do you call a bulldog and shih tzu crossbreed?
A: Bullshit.


Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.


Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.


Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!


Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.


Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

I Rindflei...

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!


Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.

the Joker

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.


Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.