Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.
Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.