joke bank - Animal Jokes

Jason gets off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocks on his blind date's door. She opens it and is very beautiful and charming. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she says. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog follows Jason onto the balcony and starts rolling over. John makes a hoop with his arms and Spot jumps through, over the balcony railing. Just then, Jason's date walks out. "Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" "To tell the the truth, " he replies, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!"


To err is human. To forgive is also human. Actually, everything you do is human. Except for laying eggs. That's more of a bird thing.


What happend when the duck fell upside-down? He quacked up!


Why do Polish dogs have flat faces? From chasing so many parked cars.


Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the street? A: To get to the udder side.


Q: Where does a cow go on vacation? A: An aMOOsement park.


If a cow poops in a fishtank with no fish in it, is it still a fishtank? Or is it now an entirely different entity?


A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."


Q: What do you call bear with no teeth?

A: Gummy bear


Q: Why can't you see a Hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
A: Because he's really good at it.


Q: What do dolphins have that no other mammals have? A: Baby dolphins.