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joke bank - Animal Jokes

If a cow poops in a fishtank with no fish in it, is it still a fishtank? Or is it now an entirely different entity?

planetzeropk

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Courtney H...

Why do Polish dogs have flat faces? From chasing so many parked cars.

Anonymous

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."

charkycat

Q: Why did the cow cross the street? A: To get to the udder side.

LOLLO

Q: What do you call bear with no teeth?

A: Gummy bear

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you see a Hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
A: Because he's really good at it.

Melissa

Q: How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag?
A: You take the "f" out of safe & the "f" out of way- wait, there's no "f" in way!

bedge o matic

What do you call a bee which is always complaining? A grumble bee.

Anonymous

Q: What do dolphins have that no other mammals have? A: Baby dolphins.

Anonymous

Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because they have such small ears.

joeromero70

Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla does.

marcwang