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There were three pigs. The first pig went to a bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom, and then left. The second pig went to the same bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom, and then left. The third pig went to the same bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, and was just going to leave. The bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom, the third little pig said, “No, I’m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home.”

lesvuoso27

To err is human. To forgive is also human. Actually, everything you do is human. Except for laying eggs. That's more of a bird thing.

Xineph

Why do Polish dogs have flat faces? From chasing so many parked cars.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Courtney H...

Q: Why did the cow cross the street? A: To get to the udder side.

LOLLO

Q: Where does a cow go on vacation? A: An aMOOsement park.

Anonymous

If a cow poops in a fishtank with no fish in it, is it still a fishtank? Or is it now an entirely different entity?

planetzeropk

Q: What do you call bear with no teeth?

A: Gummy bear

Anonymous

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."

charkycat

Q: Why can't you see a Hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
A: Because he's really good at it.

Melissa

Q: What do dolphins have that no other mammals have? A: Baby dolphins.

Anonymous

What do you call a bee which is always complaining? A grumble bee.

Anonymous