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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What does a cheetah say when someone looks at it?
A: "I've been spotted!"

Anonymous

What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyle.

sommer

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that sits on nails? A. Megasaurus (mega sore ass).

Anonymous

What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeyyy.

Burgie

Q: What do you call a deaf dog?
A: It doesn't matter; it can't hear you.

Devin Joyce

Q: Where do cows go to get some culture? A: The mooseum!

animals

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

jesswhithead

There is a drunk guy in a bar and a big, fat woman with a parrot on her shoulder. She sits by the drunk guy and he looks over at her and says, "Where'd you get that hog?" She looks at him and frowns. He takes a few more drinks, then he says, "Where'd you get that hog?" She looks and says, "I'll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!" The dude says, "Well I'll have you know, I was talking to the hog."

conner

Why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn’t want to litter.

Callaghan1978

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers.

Anonymous

I drove my sister's guinea pig to the vet this morning. My new golf clubs work great!

Anonymous

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff!

Lcarpent