joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag?
A: You take the "f" out of safe & the "f" out of way- wait, there's no "f" in way!

bedge o matic

What do you call a bee which is always complaining? A grumble bee.

Anonymous

What do race horses eat
Fast food!

Anonymous

Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla does.

marcwang

Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because they have such small ears.

joeromero70

What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyle.

sommer

Q: What does a cheetah say when someone looks at it?
A: "I've been spotted!"

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a deaf dog?
A: It doesn't matter; it can't hear you.

Devin Joyce

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that sits on nails? A. Megasaurus (mega sore ass).

Anonymous

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

jesswhithead

What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeyyy.

Burgie

Q: Where do cows go to get some culture? A: The mooseum!

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