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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag?
A: You take the "f" out of safe & the "f" out of way- wait, there's no "f" in way!

bedge o matic

What do race horses eat
Fast food!

Anonymous

What happend when the duck fell upside-down? He quacked up!

Anonymous

Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because they have such small ears.

joeromero70

Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla does.

marcwang

What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyle.

sommer

Q: What does a cheetah say when someone looks at it?
A: "I've been spotted!"

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a deaf dog?
A: It doesn't matter; it can't hear you.

Devin Joyce

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that sits on nails? A. Megasaurus (mega sore ass).

Anonymous

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

jesswhithead

What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeyyy.

Burgie

Why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn’t want to litter.

Callaghan1978