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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers.

Anonymous

I drove my sister's guinea pig to the vet this morning. My new golf clubs work great!

Anonymous

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff!

Lcarpent

What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on? A tyranosaurus-mex.

thicknstiff

A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor. The bartender says, "Whats that a lyin' on the floor?" Another bargoer replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

Quiltron3000

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

BRedD69

A rabbit walks up to a bear that's sitting next to a tree. The bear asks the rabbit, "Excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh*t being on your fur?" The rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies, "No, not at all." So the bear picks up the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

asdren

How do you make an elephant float? You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

AgentLP

Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other? Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

nomoney20

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and my rooster got his foot stuck in your donkeys butt, what would you have? Two feet of my c*ck in your ass.

rudedogg1

A giraffe walks into a bar, looks around, and says, "Well guys, I guess the highballs are on me!"

Mark My Words

What is out of bounds? An exhausted kangaroo.

Anonymous