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joke bank - Animal Jokes

What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on? A tyranosaurus-mex.

thicknstiff

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

BRedD69

Q: How many tickles does it take to get a Octopus to laugh?

A: Ten Tickles.

Nate Layson

A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor. The bartender says, "Whats that a lyin' on the floor?" Another bargoer replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

Quiltron3000

How do you make an elephant float? You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

AgentLP

A rabbit walks up to a bear that's sitting next to a tree. The bear asks the rabbit, "Excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh*t being on your fur?" The rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies, "No, not at all." So the bear picks up the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.

asdren

What is out of bounds? An exhausted kangaroo.

Anonymous

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Anonymous

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent." "I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

thebogieguy

How do you make a horse laugh? Tell him your schlong is bigger than his. How do you make a horse cry? Show him.

vlewisbehr

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and my rooster got his foot stuck in your donkeys butt, what would you have? Two feet of my c*ck in your ass.

rudedogg1

What do you call a blender full of laboratory monkeys? Rhesus pieces.

durhamc