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joke bank - Animal Jokes

why cant a leopard hide ?
because its always spotted

Anonymous

a man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,. because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'

Anonymous

What happend when the duck fell upside-down? He quacked up!

Anonymous

What magazine does the big bad wolf read.

Porks Illustrated

ConMan

teacher asks to a student that if I give you 3+3 rabbits, how many do you have"?
student tells, I will have 7 rabbits.
teacher asks, how?
student tells, i already have 1 rabbit.








swati

A Horse Walked Into The Bar... The Bartender says "Why The Long Face?"

A Horse

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”

The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

Bear and Me!