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joke bank - Animal Jokes

What does a Seiko watch and an elephant have in common? They both come in quarts!

lcoletto

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.

Anonymous

Bob asked, "What do you think who has the best eyesight?" Jim replied, "Birds have the best eyesight." Bob asked, "Why?" Jim replied, "Because birds don't need to wear glasses."

Mouna

a man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,. because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'

Anonymous

One night a Deer, a Skunk and a Duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the Skunk didn't have a scent, the Deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the Duck's bill.

Anonymous

A Horse Walked Into The Bar... The Bartender says "Why The Long Face?"

A Horse

why cant a leopard hide ?
because its always spotted

Anonymous

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”

The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

Bear and Me!