Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"