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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.

Riki Relet

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.

bob

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?" The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."

luis

Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

Anonymous

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

neshika

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

moe112

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...