Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!
Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.