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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

garychatterton

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anonymous

Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"
Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."

Anonymous