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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and another. Finally, after a week, the parrot said, "Okay, I give up. Where the heck is the boat?"

Axeman

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.

Riki Relet

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

Anonymous

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.

bob

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?" The baby mosquito replied, "It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!"

Swati