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A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.

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Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

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Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

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