A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic." The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?" The bear says, "I was born with them."
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.
Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.