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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.

bob

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk

A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

moe112

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Anonymous

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Anonymous

Q: What's the importance of capitalization?
A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.

The Fella ...

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.