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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

A man goes to a strip club with an alligator. He says, "I bet you that I can put my dick into this alligator's mouth for 1 minute, and when I take it out, it will not be damaged. If I succeed, all of you will buy me drinks. If I fail, I will buy all of you drinks." The other men agree and he puts his dick into the alligator's mouth for 1 minute. After 1 minute, he hits the alligator on the head with a beer bottle, and he opens his mouth. To everyone's surprise, his dick is unharmed. "Now, before you buy me drinks, does anybody else want to try?" After a while, someone in the back finally raises their hand. It's a woman. "I guess I can try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle."

Anonymous

Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

Yambone

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.

Anonymous

Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Anonymous

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

LEXMIA

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

tztmama60

Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"

Anonymous