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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

Anonymous

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

garychatterton