Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.
Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
How do fish get high? Seaweed.
What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"