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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

Anonymous

Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"
Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."

Anonymous

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.

Riki Relet

A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

moe112

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

Michael