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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

Anonymous

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter, it's not going to come

NENO

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

garychatte...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

Anonymous

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous