What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
How do fish get high? Seaweed.
Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).