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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
A: The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call 10 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Anonymous

Three blondes and a brunette are hanging on the wing of an airplane in flight. The pilot tells them that they are too heavy and one of them has to get off or they will all die. After a minute, the blondes decide that the brunette should get off. "Okay, but I want these to be my last words," the brunette replies and begins to sing, "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."

Anonymous

A blonde approaches a stranger and asks what time it is. The stranger says, "11:45." The blonde says, "Really? That's so weird. Every time I ask that question, I get a different answer."

laugh_hard...

One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"

jay

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: What are a blonde's first words after graduating college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"

JKLouws

Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

Chip Nelson

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle.

ben (who i...

A blonde drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read "1 Hour Only," but she wanted 2 hours to shop so she parked across 2 spaces.

Laura S.

Did you hear about the blondes that froze to death at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

therig

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Matt Hemming