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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous

Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: To remind them Toes Go In First.

Anonymous

A blonde came up to the librarian & yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters & the story makes no sense!" The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

Chip Nelson

How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.

miked8888

Q: Why do blondes leave empty beer cans in their refrigerator?
A: For their friends that don't drink.

Anonymous

A blonde drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read "1 Hour Only," but she wanted 2 hours to shop so she parked across 2 spaces.

Laura S.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door.

Anonymous

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She explained what her father had told her and the driver said, "Well I'm done with the Walmart parking lot now. Do you want to follow me to Best Buy?"

ha ha ha

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

MB TWERK

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.

bethisjoke

Q: Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
A: A blonde tried killing herself.

My brother