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A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: To remind them Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes leave empty beer cans in their refrigerator?
A: For their friends that don't drink.
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.
A blonde drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read "1 Hour Only," but she wanted 2 hours to shop so she parked across 2 spaces.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door.
Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in a truck. The brunette and redhead are in the cab and the blonde is in the back. They accidentally drive off a bridge into water. The brunette and redhead get out and swim to the surface and wait for the blonde. After a few minutes the blonde surfaces and the other two ask, "What took so long?" The blonde replies, "I couldn't get the tailgate down."
A blonde came up to the librarian & yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters & the story makes no sense!" The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."
Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.