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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the Mexican wave.

giosaucedo

A blonde drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read "1 Hour Only," but she wanted 2 hours to shop so she parked across 2 spaces.

Laura S.

Blonde 1: "What does WTF mean?"
Blonde 2: "What the fuck?"
Blonde 1: "Geeze, I'm just asking."

VNMP

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday.

AMZIE

There were three women. a brown headed a brunette and a blonde. they were talking then they started talking about sex. The brown headed one said i'm gonna have 3 baby's. The brunette said she was gonna have twins. And the blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. And the blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

dapussylover

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

MB TWERK

How do you make a blonde forget something? You blow in her ear.

celiiiine

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She explained what her father had told her and the driver said, "Well I'm done with the Walmart parking lot now. Do you want to follow me to Best Buy?"

ha ha ha

Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!

Legolas Gr...

Brunette: "Do you see that dead bird?"
Blonde: [looks up] "OMG! Where is it?"

Anonymous

A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says, "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

Rere-lulu82

Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, "What's the matter Mary? What has upset you?" The blonde neighbor replied, "My dog has died and I'm going to bury it here." Mr. Brown said, "You only have one dog, so why have you dug three holes?" She answered, "The first two were too small."

Ralphy