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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door.

Anonymous

Q: Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
A: A blonde tried killing herself.

My brother

Q: Why do blondes leave empty beer cans in their refrigerator?
A: For their friends that don't drink.

Anonymous

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

MB TWERK

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ''HELP! HELP!" Then the one crying had an idea, ''Why don't we shout together?'' "Okay," said the other blonde. ''TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

Gabriele

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.

bethisjoke

Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!

Legolas Gr...

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in a truck. The brunette and redhead are in the cab and the blonde is in the back. They accidentally drive off a bridge into water. The brunette and redhead get out and swim to the surface and wait for the blonde. After a few minutes the blonde surfaces and the other two ask, "What took so long?" The blonde replies, "I couldn't get the tailgate down."

fishy

What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the Mexican wave.

giosaucedo

Q: Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
A: It was broken.

Megannnnn

Blonde: Today must be Sunday.
Brunette: Why?
Blonde: Because the sun is up.

Sara Ghech...