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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in a truck. The brunette and redhead are in the cab and the blonde is in the back. They accidentally drive off a bridge into water. The brunette and redhead get out and swim to the surface and wait for the blonde. After a few minutes the blonde surfaces and the other two ask, "What took so long?" The blonde replies, "I couldn't get the tailgate down."

fishy

What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the Mexican wave.

giosaucedo

Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!

Legolas Gr...

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

Brunette: "Do you see that dead bird?"
Blonde: [looks up] "OMG! Where is it?"

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday.

AMZIE

A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, "Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?" She replied, "The can said for best results apply 2 coats."

mboom123

Blonde: Today must be Sunday.
Brunette: Why?
Blonde: Because the sun is up.

Sara Ghech...

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her, she had to do an Essay.

megwire

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?" They chuckle and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

JKLouw

A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk. He asks her what's wrong and if there's anything he can do to help. The blonde replies, "I lost my wedding ring." The officer asks, "Okay, where did you drop it?" The blonde says, "About a block away, but the light is better here."

Ariana Kno...

A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says, "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

Rere-lulu82