joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

Chip Nelson

A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, "Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?" She replied, "The can said for best results apply 2 coats."

mboom123

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

MB TWERK

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her, she had to do an Essay.

megwire

A blonde came up to the librarian & yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters & the story makes no sense!" The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday.

AMZIE

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She explained what her father had told her and the driver said, "Well I'm done with the Walmart parking lot now. Do you want to follow me to Best Buy?"

ha ha ha

Brunette: "Do you see that dead bird?"
Blonde: [looks up] "OMG! Where is it?"

Anonymous

Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!

Legolas Gr...

Q: Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
A: A blonde tried killing herself.

My brother

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

Mark My Words

A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says, "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

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