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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ''HELP! HELP!" Then the one crying had an idea, ''Why don't we shout together?'' "Okay," said the other blonde. ''TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

Gabriele

Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk. The first blonde said, "Hey, look at that dog with one eye," so the second blonde covered up one eye.

Anonymous

Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

viterousea...

There were three women. a brown headed a brunette and a blonde. they were talking then they started talking about sex. The brown headed one said i'm gonna have 3 baby's. The brunette said she was gonna have twins. And the blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. And the blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

dapussylover

Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.

W.A.G

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn.

clawrencem

Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, "What's the matter Mary? What has upset you?" The blonde neighbor replied, "My dog has died and I'm going to bury it here." Mr. Brown said, "You only have one dog, so why have you dug three holes?" She answered, "The first two were too small."

Ralphy

Q: Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
A: It was broken.

Megannnnn

A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."

RandomOne

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Anonymous

Brunette: Do you like your new iPad?
Blonde: No, I can't use it.
Brunette: Why not?
Blonde: I couldn't find the buttons.

Caleb

How does a blonde clean up the workplace? She wipes her mouth.

Tatiana89