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A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk. He asks her what's wrong and if there's anything he can do to help. The blonde replies, "I lost my wedding ring." The officer asks, "Okay, where did you drop it?" The blonde says, "About a block away, but the light is better here."

Ariana Kno...

Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk. The first blonde said, "Hey, look at that dog with one eye," so the second blonde covered up one eye.

Anonymous

How do you make a blonde forget something? You blow in her ear.

celiiiine

There were three women. a brown headed a brunette and a blonde. they were talking then they started talking about sex. The brown headed one said i'm gonna have 3 baby's. The brunette said she was gonna have twins. And the blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. And the blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

dapussylover

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?" They chuckle and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

JKLouw

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn.

clawrencem

Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, "What's the matter Mary? What has upset you?" The blonde neighbor replied, "My dog has died and I'm going to bury it here." Mr. Brown said, "You only have one dog, so why have you dug three holes?" She answered, "The first two were too small."

Ralphy

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ''HELP! HELP!" Then the one crying had an idea, ''Why don't we shout together?'' "Okay," said the other blonde. ''TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

Gabriele

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

beak

Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

viterousea...

Brunette: Do you like your new iPad?
Blonde: No, I can't use it.
Brunette: Why not?
Blonde: I couldn't find the buttons.

Caleb

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Anonymous