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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

beak

One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, "Why is everyone chanting 'Fifty-one days'?" The bartender answered, "Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said 'two to four years'!"

kelsey

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest breasts in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.

Monty & Sam

Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

Caleb

Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

TheLaughFa...

Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?"
Redhead: "Y."
Blonde: "Because I want to know. Why do you have to question everything?!"

laugh_hard...

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

beak

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. The blonde bartender doesnt get it.

PEACHWVA

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Zac PO

Why did the blonde live in a circular shaped house?
Because her dog peed in the corners!.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
A: Because she heard there would be a change in the weather.

Anonymous

Q: How are blondes and beer bottles the same?
A: They're both empty from the neck up!

Anonymous