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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Brunette: Do you like your new iPad?
Blonde: No, I can't use it.
Brunette: Why not?
Blonde: I couldn't find the buttons.

Caleb

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn.

clawrencem

Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, "What's the matter Mary? What has upset you?" The blonde neighbor replied, "My dog has died and I'm going to bury it here." Mr. Brown said, "You only have one dog, so why have you dug three holes?" She answered, "The first two were too small."

Ralphy

How does a blonde clean up the workplace? She wipes her mouth.

Tatiana89

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest breasts in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.

Monty & Sam

There was a plane and it had 5 people in it: a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest and a blonde girl. The plane driver said that the plane was going to crash so one of them has to jump off without a parachute because there was only 4 so they were talking to each other about who was going to jump off without a parachute. The president spoke first and he said " I run a part of this earth so I should get a parachute" so he jumped off with one. Then the blonde girl spoke and she said " I look beautiful so I should get one too" so she jumped off with one. The next person to speak was the lawyer and he said " I help people solve their problems so I should get one" so he jumped off with one. Now there was only two people left: a priest and the teenage boy. The priest said to the boy " here you take the last parachute and go because you will live a longer life then me" but then the boy said "no, it's all right because there is still 2 parachutes left. The blonde girl only took my backpack".

Super Joke...

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

beak

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Zac PO

One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, "Why is everyone chanting 'Fifty-one days'?" The bartender answered, "Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said 'two to four years'!"

kelsey

Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

Caleb

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ears.

PRD

Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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