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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A: A brunette with bad breath.


How does a blonde clean up the workplace? She wipes her mouth.


A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."


One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, "Why is everyone chanting 'Fifty-one days'?" The bartender answered, "Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said 'two to four years'!"


Q: Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
A: It was broken.


A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. The blonde bartender doesnt get it.


Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.


Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.


Why did the blonde live in a circular shaped house?
Because her dog peed in the corners!.


A blonde and a brunette walk inside the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they are stuck. Soon after, the blonde says, "Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down to our car!"


Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Zac PO

Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?"
Redhead: "Y."
Blonde: "Because I want to know. Why do you have to question everything?!"