joke bank - Blonde Jokes

How does a blonde clean up the workplace? She wipes her mouth.

Tatiana89

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Anonymous

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. The blonde bartender doesnt get it.

PEACHWVA

One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, "Why is everyone chanting 'Fifty-one days'?" The bartender answered, "Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said 'two to four years'!"

kelsey

A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."

RandomOne

Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.

W.A.G

Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

Caleb

Why did the blonde live in a circular shaped house?
Because her dog peed in the corners!.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
A: It was broken.

Megannnnn

Q: Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
A: Because she heard there would be a change in the weather.

Anonymous

A blonde and a brunette walk inside the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they are stuck. Soon after, the blonde says, "Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down to our car!"

hannahmont...