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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. The blonde bartender doesnt get it.

PEACHWVA

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Anonymous

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ''HELP! HELP!" Then the one crying had an idea, ''Why don't we shout together?'' "Okay," said the other blonde. ''TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

Gabriele

Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

TheLaughFa...

One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, "Why is everyone chanting 'Fifty-one days'?" The bartender answered, "Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said 'two to four years'!"

kelsey

A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."

RandomOne

Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.

W.A.G

Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

Caleb

Why did the blonde live in a circular shaped house?
Because her dog peed in the corners!.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
A: It was broken.

Megannnnn

Q: Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
A: Because she heard there would be a change in the weather.

Anonymous

Q: How are blondes and beer bottles the same?
A: They're both empty from the neck up!

Anonymous