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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

viterousea...

One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, "Why is everyone chanting 'Fifty-one days'?" The bartender answered, "Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said 'two to four years'!"

kelsey

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Anonymous

A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."

RandomOne

Why did the blonde live in a circular shaped house?
Because her dog peed in the corners!.

Anonymous

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

Caleb

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ''HELP! HELP!" Then the one crying had an idea, ''Why don't we shout together?'' "Okay," said the other blonde. ''TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

Gabriele

Q: Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
A: Because she heard there would be a change in the weather.

Anonymous

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?" They chuckle and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

JKLouw

Q: Why did the blond have rectangle breasts?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

ethan watson