Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
A blond asked his friend, "Why does my sister have two brothers and I only have one???"
Why is a blonde girl staring at the orange juice box? The orange juice box says, "Concentrated."
Q: Why did the blonde put water on her computer?
A: To wash the Windows.