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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ears.

PRD

A blonde and a brunette walk inside the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they are stuck. Soon after, the blonde says, "Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down to our car!"

hannahmont...

Q: Why did the blond have rectangle breasts?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

ethan watson

One night, two blondes were at the Sydney airport. The first blonde asks the other, "Which is closer: the moon or Melbourne?" The second blonde replies, "Duh, the moon. Can you see Melbourne from here?"

MAKESMELOL

Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton sore?
A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.

Anonymous

I knew a blonde that was so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate."

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Zac PO

A blonde fell and hurt herself at work. The doctor said she was and would be fine, but needed a little time to heal. The doctor suggested an easier job for a week or so. She brought the doctor's note to her boss and he suggested light duty for the week. The blonde began to cry. Her boss asked why she was crying. She said, "I don't know how to change lights!"

jmh

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest breasts in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.

Monty & Sam

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

beak

A man is sitting in a cafe. A blonde waitress approaches and asks for his order. “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream," he says. The blonde waitress replies, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that's where you wash vegetables.

TheLaughFa...