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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
A: It was broken.

Megannnnn

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ears.

PRD

A blonde and a brunette walk inside the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they are stuck. Soon after, the blonde says, "Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down to our car!"

hannahmont...

One night, two blondes were at the Sydney airport. The first blonde asks the other, "Which is closer: the moon or Melbourne?" The second blonde replies, "Duh, the moon. Can you see Melbourne from here?"

MAKESMELOL

I knew a blonde that was so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate."

Anonymous

Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton sore?
A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.

Anonymous

A blonde fell and hurt herself at work. The doctor said she was and would be fine, but needed a little time to heal. The doctor suggested an easier job for a week or so. She brought the doctor's note to her boss and he suggested light duty for the week. The blonde began to cry. Her boss asked why she was crying. She said, "I don't know how to change lights!"

jmh

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that's where you wash vegetables.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest breasts in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.

Monty & Sam

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels.

secummings1

Why did the blonde snort Sweet'N Low? She thought it was Diet Coke!

jwapted

A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled to the side of the road and got out to inspect the tire. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you want a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles, "Might as well. I can't get this fucking hub cap off."

Peter Gadd